I'm going off to Sematan Palm Beach Resort for three days and two nights with my students.

That's 31 teenagers to keep an eye on. I've got 4 other colleagues coming with me. Yet I still feel daunted by the prospect of it all.

I have a funny feeling I'll be cranky by the time I get back and incredibly sleepy on the weekend.

So, I'm not trying to be mean but, don't call me. I'll call you.